M*A*S*H (TV Series)
The Army-Navy Game (1973)
Alan Manson: Colonel Hersh
Quotes
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Colonel Hersh : [about an unexploded bomb at the 4077] Do you have any stethoscopes around?
Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce : We're a medical unit!
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Colonel Hersh : It's not a Russian bomb, Chinese, Polish, Czech, doesn't even belong to the United States Army.
Lt. Col. Henry Blake : Then what do we do?
Colonel Hersh : Try calling the Navy.
Lt. Col. Henry Blake : Well, why would the Navy drop a bomb on us?
Colonel Hersh : Because we're beating 'em 14 to nothing.