Malcolm in the Middle (TV Series)
Malcolm vs. Reese (2001)
Christopher Masterson: Francis
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Quotes
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Francis : How am I ever gonna decide which one of you to take?
Malcolm : You deliberately bought two tickets just to torment us?
Francis : No. Of course not. I bought them to see who loves me the most. Now, I know you both love me, but I bet one of you loves me a little bit more. Come on, guys! It's Rage in the Cage. You should be happy!
Reese : We are happy!
Francis : You're not doing the happy dance.
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[Francis and his date are pulled over by a police officer]
Cop #2 : License and registration, please.
Francis : Officer, what did I do?
Cop #2 : This car was reported stolen.
Francis : Oh, it's been reported stolen, huh?
[He digs into his wallet to find nothing but a small slip of paper saying, "IT GETS WORSE."]
Cop #2 : I'm not gonna ask you again. License and registration.
Francis : Look, officer, I know this looks bad...
[Francis and the cop hear banging from inside the trunk]
Cop #2 : Open the trunk, sir!
Francis : Officer, let me explain...
Cop #2 : OPEN THE TRUNK!
[Francis unlocks the trunk. The officer opens it and finds Malcolm and Reese lying inside, bound and gagged, their eyes shouting for help]
Cop #2 : [drawing his gun] GET OUT OF THE CAR!
