- Commandant Spangler: Ahh, passive resistance. The last resort for slackers and sissies.
- Francis: What about Ghandi?
- Commandant Spangler: Sissy.
- Lois: That's the pizza delivery man. Why don't you get it?
- Hal: Oh, ho-ho, so my artillery can mysteriously disappear like when I went to get a glass of water?
- Reese: Or when I went to the bathroom and your tanks materialised on my border?
- Dewey: I'm not getting it.
- Hal: [pause] Come in!
- Pizza Deliverer: It's locked!
- Hal: [pause] Try the window!
- Pizza Deliverer: What?
- Hal: Haven't you ever delivered pizza before? Come in through the window!
- Pizza Deliverer: [knocks on window] It's locked too!
- Hal: [pause] Ok, thanks anyway!