- Thelma's patron: You've got the wildest body I've ever seen.
- Eve: I won't have for long if you don't stop squeezing it out of shape.
- Peter B. Clifford: I'll tell you, Joe, I'd trade a week's hand to hand combat with a street gang to get out of giving this speech.
- Sam McCloud: Gettin' used to something doesn't mean that I have to like it. The only water I cotton to comes in a glass.
- Sam McCloud: Well, you know, if the truck wasn't stolen and TV sets weren't stolen and the credit cards weren't stolen, what's all the shootin' about?
- Sgt. Joe Broadhurst: Well, when did you see a bed last?
- Sam McCloud: Not sure I'd recognize one.
- Sgt. Joe Broadhurst: Well, nobody ever died from lack of sleep... . I think
- Helicopter Pilot: What do you expect me to do when you get there?
- Sam McCloud: The hospital's got a roof.
- Helicopter Pilot: It's got a basement, too. That's where we'll end up if you try and land there.