- Deborah: I thought people who lived in the country didn't lock their doors.
- Mr. Wadey: Ah, well I'm a miserable bastard.
- [re: the milk]
- Mr. Wadey: That'll be a pound.
- Deborah: A pound? That's a bit much isn't it?
- Mr. Wadey: You wouldn't say that if you'd had to park your combine harvester in Safeways car park.