- Howard's wife: It's early, people are out, I'll be perfectly safe.
- Howard: Ok but, but act like you own the streets I mean that's the secret. And don't get one of those crazy flavors.
- Howard's wife: I like crazy flavors Howard that's why I married you.
- Police Officer: Police! come out with your hands over your head!
- [stepping into the bathroom]
- Police Officer: Oh my God...
- Howard: Come to use the toilet? Go right ahead, the problems taken care of.
- Police Officer: What problem is that sir
- Howard: You know there are five fingers on a hand, that's only one hand mind you. You ever considered how many holes there are in the modern bathroom?