- Herman Munster: Say, have you two guys ever heard the joke about the astronaut and the Playboy bunny?
- Sgt. Baker: No.
- Herman Munster: Well I wish you had, it sounds like a great one.
- Eddie Munster: I guess it's okay for pop to have a hobby.
- Lily Munster: Yes, but I hope he doesn't get into trouble with this one. Remember last time? He tried to make a ship inside a bottle. We had to break the bottle to get him out.
- Herman Munster: Almost three O'clock. Guess I'll go over and take a picture of the bank. I might run into some interesting shooting there.
- Lou: Hey green boy, how come you're not in the living room?
- Herman Munster: Well I just came in here to stall- eh, I, I mean to see if you were comfortable.