- Chastity Claire 'C.C.' Babcock: [in a desperate tone] Maxwell, please, I'm begging you. It'll only take a couple of minutes. You don't even have to like it.
- Niles: [aside to Fran] There's a speech she knows by heart.
- [Fran's date, Jeffrey, is standing on a window ledge threatening to jump]
- Fran Fine: You want a sweet?
- Jeffrey Needleman: Ah, no, no. Gotta watch my weight.
- Fran Fine: What's the matter - you afraid you're going to make a bigger hole?!
- Chastity Claire 'C.C.' Babcock: [to Maxwell, about her psychiatrist] I don't want to risk offending him. We're on the verge of a breakthrough.
- Niles: Oh, good. Maybe he'll find a personality we like.
- Fran Fine: Brighton, don't you know what happens when you torture poor girls in high school? Oh that's it, we're going to the video store and I'm renting you 'Carrie'.