- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: As a Marine sniper, I used hand-loaded Lapua .308 boat-tail, full metal jacket, moly-coated bullets.
- Abby Sciuto: Gibbs...
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: You know what a sniper calls a Bravo 51?
- Abby Sciuto: No.
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: A Kate.
- Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd: You were persistent, Abs. First with the black lipstick, then the black nail polish, next thing you know I have a tat on my bum.
- Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd: [Abby giggles slightly] Oh God! Ducky's going to see it!
- Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd: [both start laughing] I'm dead, and I'm embarrassed.
- Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd: [Tony is leering at Kate] What? What are you up to?
- Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd: [Kate suddenly realizes DiNozzo is picturing her in a schoolgirl uniform] Tony! I just died, and you're having a sexual fantasy?
- Special Agent Timothy McGee: You were my sweet superhero, Kate.
- Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd: [Kate appears dressed like Trinity] You're a naughty boy, Timmy.
- Special Agent Timothy McGee: Oh my god, I'm becoming Tony.
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: That bastard already killed one of my people, he's trying to kill more! I'll tell you something else, no suit with a tight sphincter is getting in my way, and that includes you, Jen.
- [after each sees the other with a woman they don't know]
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: You first.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Ziva David. She's here to stop you from wacking Ari. Yours?
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Director Jenny Shepard. Same mission.
- NCIS Director Jenny Shepard: Are you going to have a problem taking orders from me?
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: As Director or as a woman?
- NCIS Director Jenny Shepard: Either.
- Abby Sciuto: [Kate has just been killed. Abby is weeping and staring at a caricature sketch Kate drew of her as a bat] I *really* liked you, Kate.
- Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd: Your mother should have washed you mind out with soap. Gibbs leaves with a woman, and your only thought is, "nooner".
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Was not.
- Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd: Was too.
- Tom Morrow: Anyway, you're not my problem anymore, Jethro.
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: You firing me, sir?
- Tom Morrow: I've been offered a Deputy Directors position at Homeland Security.
- Tom Morrow: You'd leave NCIS, sir?
- Tom Morrow: Well, the agency could use some younger blood.
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Well, who'd be replacing you, sir?
- Tom Morrow: [smirks]
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Not me!
- Tom Morrow: [laughs] Much as I like you, Jethro, I would not shoot NCIS in the *head*.
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: [shakes his head]
- Tom Morrow: He's your problem now, Director.
- [Abby searches a car trunk, looking for bullets]
- Abby Sciuto: Hey, McGee, take a look at this! I think it's a 308!
- [McGees ogles her butt]
- Abby Sciuto: Stop staring at my butt and get me an evidence jar!
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: I wasn't playing charades, I was remembering my partner.
- Ziva David: Naked?
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: No... yes.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: And if Ziva leads me to Ari?
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Shadow, but call me.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: So you can bring him in?
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Yeah, so I can bring him in...
- [to himself]
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: to autopsy.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Phone Sex, No!... Uh, Charades.
- Ziva David: You mean
- [she mimes a charades move]
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: You've played!
- Ziva David: Never on the phone.
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Wait! You won't call a boat a she; but it's sister agencies?
- NCIS Director Jenny Shepard: I'm a schizoid-libber, comes from working with chauvinist like you.