Quotes
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Dave Nelson : Joe, you do not know hypnotism.
Joe Garrelli : Sure I do. Watch this. Chicken.
[Matthew clucks like a chicken]
Joe Garrelli : Human.
Matthew Brock : What up?
Jimmy James : That's very impressive.
Joe Garrelli : Thank you.
Dave Nelson : No, Joe just told him to do that.
Joe Garrelli : Dave, with Matthew, telling him to do something is hypnotism.
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[after the hypnotism session, Matthew is left acting like a chicken]
Lisa Miller : What about Matthew?
Dave Nelson : I think he's happier that way.
Lisa Miller : You think so?
Dave Nelson : Well, I'm happier to have him that way, in any rate.
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Dave Nelson : Joe, Mr. James is a human being, not your personal plaything.
Joe Garrelli : We'll just keep that our little secret.
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Dave Nelson : Beth, what are you doing?
Beth : Lisa's puppy is licking peanut butter off my hand.
Dave Nelson : Oh, Lisa?
Lisa Miller : [Comes out of Dave's office with puppy] Yeah?
Beth : Ew!
Max Lewis : [Coming out from under table] For future reference, I prefer chunky.
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Lisa Miller : Dave, I'm not too strict with Daisy, am I?
Dave Nelson : No, I think you obviously care for that dog.
Lisa Miller : I don't feed her donuts like Beth does.
Dave Nelson : Well, Beth likes cleaning up puppy vomit better than you do.