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[after the hypnotism session, Matthew is left acting like a chicken]
Lisa Miller : What about Matthew?
Dave Nelson : I think he's happier that way.
Lisa Miller : You think so?
Dave Nelson : Well, I'm happier to have him that way, in any rate.
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Beth : All dogs are male, all cats are female.
Lisa Miller : Daisy is most definitely, and I mean definitely, a girl.
Max Lewis : We're not disputing that. It's not a matter of sex, it's a matter of gender.
Lisa Miller : Sex and gender are the same thing.
Max Lewis : Not so. I definitely prefer sex to gender.
Lisa Miller : Well, seeing as you have neither, that must be very sad for you.
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Dave Nelson : Beth, what are you doing?
Beth : Lisa's puppy is licking peanut butter off my hand.
Dave Nelson : Oh, Lisa?
Lisa Miller : [Comes out of Dave's office with puppy] Yeah?
Beth : Ew!
Max Lewis : [Coming out from under table] For future reference, I prefer chunky.
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Lisa Miller : Dave, I'm not too strict with Daisy, am I?
Dave Nelson : No, I think you obviously care for that dog.
Lisa Miller : I don't feed her donuts like Beth does.
Dave Nelson : Well, Beth likes cleaning up puppy vomit better than you do.