Night Court (TV Series)
The Game Show (1989)
Peter Saputo: Thomas Van Doren
Quotes
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Christine Sullivan : Your Honor, my clients believe they lost unfairly. They both claim they had the correct answer to the question.
Judge Wilbur : What question?
Chuck Fleck : The bonus question! And here it is: "I am two feet long and I escape my attackers by expelling my organs! What am I?"
Judge Wilbur : ...My ex-husband.
Thomas Van Doren : The answer is obviously, "I am a gecko"!
Charles Stempel : The answer is, "I am a snake"!
Bull Shannon : Actually, it's a sea cucumber.
Chuck Fleck : That's right!
Charles Stempel : Are you sure?
Bull Shannon : Oh, yeah. When it feels threatened, a sea cucumber responds by inverting itself and expelling its own organs into the water.
Roz : And they make girls wear bathing caps.