The Office (TV Series)
Appraisals (2002)
Mackenzie Crook: Gareth Keenan
Quotes
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David Brent : Today I'm doing the staff appraisals, and some people get a little bit nervous about that 'cos they think they're walking the long mile to put their head on the block. But they're wrong, it's a chance for them to tell me where we're going wrong. It's very much an opportunity...
Gareth : ...to separate the wheat from the chaff.
David Brent : Well, no, that sounds bad. It's not a witch-hunt, we're not trying to find out who the worst people are.
Gareth : Well, we know who they are already.
David Brent : Well, no.
Gareth : I've written them down on my form.
David Brent : You shouldn't have written them on your form.
Gareth : I've underlined the worst ones.
David Brent : You're missing the point.
[looks at Gareth's form]
David Brent : Yep.
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Gareth : [to Rachel] One amendment. If you do go all the way with Tim, and you expect me to go in there afterwards, make sure he wears a condom. Alright, sort of a rule.