The Office (TV Series)
Halloween (2005)
John Krasinski: Jim Halpert
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Quotes
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Michael Scott : I want you to role play firing me. I want you to fire me, and I will take it.
Jim Halpert : Oh, you want me to be you?
Michael Scott : Yes. I want you to be me, and I will be Creed.
Jim Halpert : Oh, are you firing Creed?
Michael Scott : No, no. No, that's just first... thing. Can't... in head.
Jim Halpert : We should switch seats in order to...
Michael Scott : Yes, that's a good idea.
Jim Halpert : Alright.
[Michael and Jim switch seats]
Jim Halpert : I'm really sorry, but I have to let you go. And it's purely budgetary. It's not personal...
Michael Scott : Aaaaaaaaa I'm gonna kill myself!
Jim Halpert : Wow.
Michael Scott : I'm going to kill myself! And it's your fault!
Jim Halpert : That's an overreaction.
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Jim Halpert : Dwight is... special. But, I don't believe that his talents are being used in this office. So Pam and I have put his resume on Monster.com, Google, Craig's List. We're really interested most in jobs that take Dwight out of state. Um, preferably Alaska... or India.