The Office (TV Series)
The Fire (2005)
Steve Carell: Michael Scott
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Quotes
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Michael Scott : [the members of the office are playing a game of "Who would you do?"] Roy? Who would you do, Roy?
Roy : Oh, I got it. What's the name of that tight-ass Christian chick? The blonde?
Angela : [angrily] My name is Angela.
Roy : [without shame] Hey, Angela.
[gesturing to himself]
Roy : Roy, nice to meet you.
Michael Scott : All right, who's next? Who's next? Who's next? Who's... Jim? You're next. Who would you do?
Jim Halpert : [There is an awkward pause] Um, Kevin, hands down.
[the group begins to laugh]
Jim Halpert : Yeah, I mean, he's really got that teddy bear thing going on and afterwards we could just watch bowling.
Michael Scott : Well, I would definitely have sex with Ryan,
[the group stops laughing and Ryan makes an uncomfortable expression]
Michael Scott : 'cause he's gonna own his own business.
Roy : [the camera pans to Roy who is the only one left laughing] You're all gay.
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Michael Scott : Yes, I was the first one out. And, yes, I've heard women and children first. But, we do not employ children. We are not a sweat shop. Thankfully. And, uh, women are equal in the workplace by law. So, I let them out first, I have a lawsuit on my hands.