- Dieter: Vas, the supressed visionairy, who's films include "The Dead Coat", "Irritant Number Four" and "Here, Child, Finish your Nothing", he entered the West three days ago and has agreed to appear on Sprockets and speak with me, his greatest fan. Please welcome: Gregor Vas.
- Tarzan: Tarzan thankful for many thing: for vine that not break, for stick that not snake, for crocodile free lake, for Jane coconut cake.