- President Bill Clinton: But did you know that Strom Thurmond is an anagram of Trust No Mom RDH? I don't know what it means, but don't you find that pretty disturbing?
- Don West: Ok, people out there may be worried because they're wondering where they're gonna keep a Mark Hamill?"
- Eddy Lewis: Yeah, he's easy to care for. Go ahead, tell them, Mark.
- Mark Hamill: Well, I can live in the basement and I mainly eat bread and apples.
- Don West: That sounds like no hassle at all!
- Weekend Update Anchor: And in financial news, H.J. Heinz has announced plans to lay off three thousand workers. According to company spokesmen, employees who refuse to budge will be turned over and shaken vigorously until they slide out.
- [applause from audience]
- Weekend Update Anchor: Much like ketchup!