Seinfeld (TV Series)

The Fatigues (1996)

Jerry Seinfeld: Jerry Seinfeld

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• Jerry Seinfeld : So you saw Bania's act.

  Abby : He got two minutes into that Ovaltine thing and I just couldn't take it anymore.

  Jerry Seinfeld : I told you, it's like getting beaten with a bag of oranges.

  Abby : Why is he so obsessed with Ovaltine?

  Jerry Seinfeld : He just thinks that anything that dissolves in milk is funny.

• Abby : I'm feeling a little disoriented. It's just weird for me to not have an advisor.

  Jerry Seinfeld : I can tell you what to do.

  Abby : It's more than that.

  Jerry Seinfeld : I can tell you what to think.

  Abby : I need someone I can trust.

  Jerry Seinfeld : Oh.

• Jerry Seinfeld : If anything, I should be dating a mentor and Bania should be settin' pins in a bowling alley.

• Jerry Seinfeld : How could she look up to a person who voluntarily spends time with Bania?