Seinfeld (TV Series)
The Ticket (1992)
Michael Richards: Cosmo Kramer
Quotes
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Kramer : Yo-Yo Ma!
Jerry Seinfeld : What? Yo-Yo Ma?
Kramer : What about him?
Jerry Seinfeld : You just said, 'Yo-Yo Ma'.
George Costanza : What's 'Yo-Yo Ma'?
Jerry Seinfeld : He's a cellist.
[to Kramer]
Jerry Seinfeld : You should see a doctor today.
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Newman : Now, all we need is a reason why you were going to commit suicide.
[pause]
Kramer : I never had an air conditioner.
Newman : No! That's no reason to kill yourself!
Kramer : Why? It gets hot at night, you can't sleep. You ever tried to sleep in a really hot room?
Newman : Every night I sleep in a really hot room, I don't want to kill myself.
Kramer : Well, I slept in really hot rooms and I wanted to kill myself.