Sheena (TV Series)

Revenge of the Jirds (2000)

John Allen Nelson: Matt Cutter

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Quotes 

• [referring to Tracy's pet name for Cutter] 

  Mendelsohn : Want some breakfast, *Cuddles*

  Matt Cutter : Did it ever occur to you that I don't want to rush into anything?

  Mendelsohn : No.

• Matt Cutter : I like Tracy. She's cute and sexy and... I don't know. I'm just not responding to her.

  Mendelsohn : Don't tell me - the soldier has gone AWOL?

  Matt Cutter : The soldier has gone... what? Oh-oh, you mean... No! No, God, no. Jeez! Don't even think such a thing, Mendelsohn.

  Mendelsohn : Then, if you aren't responding to Tracy, it must be because of Sheena.

  Matt Cutter : Sheena? What's a Sheena?

  Mendelsohn : Did I ever mention you talk in your sleep. Actually, you yell in our sleep.

  Matt Cutter : Oh really? What do I say?

  Mendelsohn : Mostly how you say it. "Sheena... Shhheena... Sheena! SHEENA!... Sheena.

  Matt Cutter : Oh, come on. You've actually heard me do this?

  Mendelsohn : Nairobi has heard you do this.

• Sheena : Okay, Cutter, where are they?

  Kali : Goodness, child, what are you doing?

  [Mendelsohn steps into the room as Sheena grabs Cutter by the throat] 

  Mendelsohn : Sheena?

  Matt Cutter : Sheena. Mendelsohn, Sheena. Sheena, Mendelsohn.

  Mendelsohn : Okay, now I get it.

• Matt Cutter : [to Sheena]  You know that was a very close call - a lot closer than I like my calls to be, quite frankly.

• Sheena : Once the buyer finds out he's only got coffee, the seller's going to have to make a move. That's when I'll get him.

  Matt Cutter : Ahhh. From Agatha Christie's books.

  Sheena : No - from common sense.

• Sheena : Don't... follow... the jeep.

  Matt Cutter : But it will take us to the buyer.

  Sheena : I don't want the buyer; I want the seller. Weren't you listening to me earlier?

  Matt Cutter : Being around you is very weird. One minute you're quoting from bodice rippers, the next you sound like Sonny Crockett.

• [examining his shot-up airplane] 

  Matt Cutter : No big deal, right? They're only flesh wounds.

  [Mendelsohn jabs a screwdriver into Cutter's forearm] 

  Matt Cutter : Ow! What the hell did you do that for?

  Mendelsohn : That's a flesh wound - those are bullet holes.

• Mendelsohn : By the way, Rasheed stopped by lookin' for ya. He told me they found Burke dead in his own office a few days ago...

  Matt Cutter : Burke... Man, anyone who ate and drank the way he did doesn't surprise me. What, his heart finally give out on him?

  Mendelsohn : Yeah, it did - right after two bullets when through the back of his neck and out his forehead... And you might be interested in this - when they found him, he had coffee grains stuffed down his throat

  Matt Cutter : He was murdered?

  Mendelsohn : Either that, or he was passing himself off as a coffee filter.

• Sheena : You need something, Cutter?

  Matt Cutter : Well, I just thought you'd like to know that Tracy has been sent back to the States, so the La Mista's jirds can rest easy for now.

  Sheena : Until some other animals is found useful for man's obsession with sex.

  Matt Cutter : You're a pretty harsh judge for something that's responsible for all of us being here - animals included. Don't knock it until you've tried it.

  Sheena : Until?

• [last lines] 

  [Speaking to a jird as Sheena strolls naked into the jungle] 

  Matt Cutter : I hear ya, pal, I hear ya.