The Simpsons (TV Series)
Lisa the Iconoclast (1996)
Hank Azaria: Man in Film #3, Chief Wiggum, Copy Shop Clerk, Comic Book Guy, Apu Nahasapeemapetilon, Moe Szyslak
Quotes
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Moe Szyslak : Awww, the little cutie wants to do something cute.
Barney Gumble : Oh...
Moe Szyslak : Shut up you bums! Shut up!
[to the patrons]
Moe Szyslak : Go ahead, angel.
Lisa : Jebediah Springfield was nothing more than an evil blood-thirsty pirate who hated this town!
Moe Szyslak : Good God! Ah, Homer, you know I support, ah, most any prejudice you can name, but your hero phobia sickens me.
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Mayor Quimby : Congratulations Ned, you are our new town crier. May your shrill, nasal voice ring throughout our streets and brains.
Ned Flanders : Thankily-dank, Mayor, I shan't disappoint. Har ye, har ye. I declare myself pinkled tink about Springfield's Bicen-cidilly-ti-ten-toodly-rin-tin-tennial Day.
Homer : You suck-diddily-uck, Flanders. Gimme that.
[Grabs the bell from him]
Homer : Hear ye. Hear ye. Ye olde town crier proclaimed crappy by all. Chooseth Homer Simpson, and he shalt rock thy world.
Chief Wiggum : Good God, he is fabulous.
Principal Skinner : He's embiggened that role with that cromulent performance.
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Chief Wiggum : Oh my God! Jebediah's body has been replaced with a skeleton!
Hollis Hurlbut : No, that's the skeleton *of* Jebediah.
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Ned Flanders : [marching in the parade] Well, hey, it's Homer. Good to see you, neigh...
Homer : [shoving him away and taking his bell] Get lost. Hear ye, hear ye, hear ye!
Helen Lovejoy : He is not the official town crier! Police, do something!
Chief Wiggum : Well, I'd like to, ma'am, but he's too damn good. Let him march, boys. Let the man march!