The Simpsons (TV Series)
Marge Simpson in: 'Screaming Yellow Honkers' (1999)
Harry Shearer: Principal Skinner, Lenny, Reverend Lovejoy, Judge, Eddie, Prisoner, Kent Brockman
Quotes
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Chalmers : Well, Seymour, it seems we've put together a baseball team, and I'm wondering, who's on first, eh?
Principal Skinner : Not the pronoun, but rather a player with the unlikely name of "Who" is on first.
Chalmers : Well that's just great, Seymour. We've been out here six seconds and you've already managed to blow the routine.
[Chalmers storms off]
Chalmers : [muttering under his breath] Sexless freak.
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Judge : [from road rage video] I sentence you to kiss my ass!
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Chief Wiggum : [Eddie walks into the road rage class in a bear costume] Why, it's Curtis E. Bear--the Courtesy Bear!
Eddie : [briefly dances and hums]
Chief Wiggum : For the next three hours, this bear will take your verbal and physical abuse with good nature and aplomb. So, if you'll all just grab one of these two-by-fours...
Eddie : Uh, Chief, can I at least shield my crotch?
Chief Wiggum : Bears can't talk, Eddie.