The Simpsons (TV Series)
Missionary: Impossible (2000)
Harry Shearer: PBS Announcer, Reverend Lovejoy, Fred Rogers, Pilot, Qtoktok, Lenny, Montgomery Burns
Quotes
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Homer : [runs into church] Sanctuary. Sanctuary.
Rev. Lovejoy : Oh, why did I teach him that word?
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Fred Rogers : It's a beautiful day... to KICK YOUR ASS!
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[first lines]
PBS Announcer : You're watching PBS.
[Cut to the Thames opening logo]
Bart Simpson : YOU'RE watching PBS?
Homer : Hey, I'm as surprised as you, but I've stumbled upon the most delicious British sitcom.
Bart Simpson : [seeing the title] "Do Shut Up"?
Homer : It's about a hard-drinking yet loving family of soccer hooligans. If they're not having a go with a bird, they're having a row with a wanker.
Bart Simpson : Cheeky.
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Homer : [asking Reverend Lovejoy to hide him from PBS] Please help me. I'll do anything. I'll light a candle. I'll help with your next charity scam.
Rev. Lovejoy : The word is "drive."
Homer : Sure, sure. Bob's your uncle. Let's just get out of here.
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Rev. Lovejoy : We'll send you someplace safe 'til the heat dies down.
Homer : Great, but why am I on a plane?
Rev. Lovejoy : Homer, how would you like to be a missionary in the South Pacific?
Homer : South Pacific? I didn't agree to...
[Lovejoy shuts the hatch, and the plane takes off]
Homer : [running to the cockpit] Wa-wait! I'm no missionary. I don't even believe in Jebus.
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Marge : So, you said on the phone you had something to tell me?
Rev. Lovejoy : Hmm? Oh, yes. Your husband's in Microatia.
Lisa : Microatia? That's 12,000 miles away.
Rev. Lovejoy : Uh-huh. He needed to get away for a while. I suggested missionary work, and he jumped at the idea.
Marge : Missionary work?
Bart : He's dead, isn't he?
Rev. Lovejoy : No, no. You can even keep in touch with him on this ham radio.
Homer : [over the radio] Jebus, where are you? Homer to Jebus.
[disappointed groan]
Homer : Ohh...