The Simpsons (TV Series)
The Mansion Family (2000)
Yeardley Smith: Lisa Simpson
Quotes
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Homer Simpson : Oh, why won't anyone give me an award?
Lisa Simpson : You won a Grammy.
Homer Simpson : I mean an award that's worth winning.
[announcement on the bottom of the screen- Legal Disclaimer: Mr. Simpson's opinions do not reflect those of the producers, who don't consider the Grammy an award at all]
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Lisa Simpson : [at Mr. Burns' elaborate dinner table] Mom, Bart's making faces at me!
[using a pair of opera glasses to get a better look]
Lisa Simpson : I think.
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Bart : [riding his bike through Mr. Burns' mansion, he knocks a table and vase over] I'm Al Unser, Jr.!
Lisa Simpson : [on a horse and jumping over the debris] I'm Princess Margaret!
Homer Simpson : [following on a lawnmower] I'm drunk!
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Homer Simpson : [taking Mr. Burns' yacht for a party] Propellers... spinning! Turn... left! Boat go... there!
Lisa Simpson : [on the dock] Don't worry, Mom. I'm sure he'll be okay.
Marge Simpson : The boat's going sideways!
Homer Simpson : Chips ahoy!
[the boat bumps into a rocky outcropping and rights itself]
Homer Simpson : Well done, Mr. Lenny. Well done.