!["Son of the Beach" The Island of Dr. Merlot (TV Episode 2001) Poster](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/M/MV5BMWY3Nzc3MTYtNWEzMi00Nzg1LWFhYzMtMzg4ZDk2ZjQ0ZTQ2XkEyXkFqcGdeQXVyNTEwNDYyNzk@._V1_UY98_CR32,0,67,98_AL_.jpg)
Son of the Beach (TV Series)
The Island of Dr. Merlot (2001)
Timothy Stack: Notch Johnson
Photos
Quotes
-
B.J. Cummings : I slept like a pussy cat. How 'bout you, Notch?
Notch Johnson : Well, the room was really comfortable, but it's kinda hard to wash your face with hot and cold running Merlot.
-
Dr. Merlot : I used to be an avid big-game hunter, but, um... you get a little bored. So now I yearn to hunt an animal that can think.
B.J. Cummings : Like a giraffe?
Notch Johnson : No, B.J., he means a moose.
Dr. Merlot : No. I mean a human being. Why do you think I shot your plane down? You see those two plaques on the wall?
[they turn and see empty plaques labeld "Notch Johnson" and "B.J. Cummings"]
Dr. Merlot : Those are meant for you. Now, are you game?