The Sopranos (TV Series)

Everybody Hurts (2002)

James Gandolfini: Tony Soprano

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• Tony Soprano : Did you ever know anybody that ever committed suicide?

  Janice Soprano : Uhmm, plenty. I used to live in Seattle, Tony.

• Tony Soprano : [repeated line when someone questions his agenda or refuses his help]  what am I? A toxic person?

• Christopher Moltisanti : What's going on?

  Tony Soprano : The truck load the other night from Port Elizabeth: get the washing machines from Frank Cantino

  Christopher Moltisanti : You got it, vacuum cleaners too?

  Tony Soprano : No, Patsy's got a buyer for those. You been drinking?

  Christopher Moltisanti : Me and Ade had some wine at the house

  Tony Soprano : I've been wanting to talk to you

  Christopher Moltisanti : Yeah, I've been wanting to talk to you too

  Tony Soprano : I'll go first. I've got to make it my number one priority to limit my exposure to potentially damaging conversations: wire taps and shit like that

  Christopher Moltisanti : Sure, guy in your position...

  Tony Soprano : So, over the next couple years, more and more, I'm going to be giving my orders through you, and finally, only through you

  Christopher Moltisanti : What about Sil? You got that with him, and Paulie?

  Tony Soprano : Those other guys: Sil, Paulie, one thing they're not, they're not my blood. You hear what I'm saying to you? It's a matter of trust

  Christopher Moltisanti : It's very wise

  Tony Soprano : Sil's a good Consigliere and his going to continue on as such but his no fuckin spring chicken either. On the other hand there's no reason to give him a fuckin attitude either

  Christopher Moltisanti : No, of course not

  Tony Soprano : Now there's going to be a period of transition

  Christopher Moltisanti : [Excitingly]  Jesus Christ, T

  Tony Soprano : You're going to take this family into the twenty-first century

  Christopher Moltisanti : But we're already in the twenty-first century though, T

  Tony Soprano : [Remains silent] 

  Christopher Moltisanti : Whatever you say T, I'll follow you into the gates of hell. That's what I was going to say to you: what you did for me, that fuck who killed my father. I'll never forget that. I only hope I'm worthy

  Tony Soprano : Why wouldn't you be worthy?

  Christopher Moltisanti : [Before hugging and kissing each other on both cheeks]  I'm just saying

• Tony Soprano : [referring to loaning his friend Artie money and knowing ahead of time Artie wouldn't be able to pay him back]  so he says I planned it all along, how I could see twenty steps down the road how it was going to go and how he was going to get screwed

  Dr. Jennifer Melfi : Did you? See it?

  Tony Soprano : I don't know, according to him its subconscious, second nature

  Dr. Jennifer Melfi : But the accusation bothers you

  Tony Soprano : Is that the kind of person I am? A hawk?

  Dr. Jennifer Melfi : As I understand it you make a lot of your living through usury so why the pangs of conscience this time? Do you think your reaction would be the same a week after you found out about Gloria?

  Tony Soprano : I'll tell you one thing: one suicide is bad enough but two? They can both go fuck themselves. I made a donation in her name to the suicide hotline, that's it

• Artie Bucco : [as Tony arrives to visit him in the hospital]  oh Jesus

  Tony Soprano : What happened?

  Artie Bucco : [Referring to the investment he tried to make with Jean-Philippe]  it went to shit. The "Next Vodka."

  Tony Soprano : [Referring to his suicide attempt]  so, this is what you do?

  Artie Bucco : You don't understand. The money is gone

  Tony Soprano : Can't you come talk to me? Hey, I'm your friend. Suppose you hadn't been able to reach me and I come over to your house and I find you dead, how am I supposed to feel?

  Artie Bucco : [Before crying]  take the restaurant

  Tony Soprano : I don't want the fuckin restaurant

  Artie Bucco : How am I going to pay you back? Fifty thousand dollars, it'd take the rest of my life

  Tony Soprano : It's fifty-one five, "vig"-wise, and technically you already missed a payment. Alright, look, we'll wipe my tab at the restaurant

  Artie Bucco : Thank you, Tony, that's what? Six-thousand dollars? What about the rest of the money?

  Tony Soprano : I'll assume the guy's debt. Collecting fifty G's

  Artie Bucco : Thank you. The "cobwebs" are now removed"

  Tony Soprano : The fuck you talking about?

  Artie Bucco : You saw this whole thing didn't you? You knew exactly what was going to happen. You can see twenty moves down the road. Please, I don't blame you, I envy you. It's like an instinct: like a hawk sees a little mouse moving around in a corn field from a mile up

  Tony Soprano : You think it's my fault you're fuckin lying in here?

  Artie Bucco : It's just that somebody mentions fifty grand to bankroll a French thief and your mind goes through all the permutations at like internet speed and realizes "oh worst case scenario, I eat for free"

  Tony Soprano : You fuckin suicide, you're disgraceful

  Artie Bucco : I'm sorry

  Tony Soprano : No fuck that, is there anybody else know that it was me I loaned you the money?

  Artie Bucco : Like who?

  Tony Soprano : Like who? I don't give a fuck who: Adriana, Father Intintola, my wife, anybody?

  Tony Soprano : [after Artie shakes his head]  You got mugged outside your house. It was a "street crime", kids, they took the wallet and your watch. Where are they?

  Artie Bucco : Why?

  Tony Soprano : Why? You don't care what people think? Well I do. Enough people hate me. You fought back. They ripped your earring out of your ear, you were bleeding, and went inside your house. You took a bunch of pills to kill the pain because you knew you had to wait at the emergency room for a couple hours

  Artie Bucco : Tone, they pumped my stomach. They saw the Armagnac

  Tony Soprano : You got fuckin mugged! Do you understand me? I didn't loan you shit!

• Carmela Soprano : [while in their bedroom]  Sometimes I worry about Furio, I mean doesn't he seem lonely? I was telling Jessica about him this morning, you know the hygienist in Dr. Masara's office? I know I shouldn't gossip, but I think she was having an affair with Dr. Masara?

  Carmela Soprano : [shows him the photo on the card]  Here she is: their office Christmas card

  Tony Soprano : [jokingly]  Oh, yeah there's his hand on her ass

  Carmela Soprano : [takes the card away]  stop it. Anyway, I think she's ready for somebody nice and she seemed very receptive when I described Furio to her

  Tony Soprano : She's not his type

  Carmela Soprano : Well, what's his type?

  Tony Soprano : Don't worry about him: stay out of it

  Carmela Soprano : One date wouldn't hurt

  Tony Soprano : Why'd you wanna bother? My little Hello Dolly?

  Carmela Soprano : Speaking of gossip, that noise in the Mercedes, I brought it over to Globe Motors to have it looked at and I was talking to Jerry in the service department, remember that nice saleslady?

  Tony Soprano : [lying]  I don't think so

  Carmela Soprano : Gloria Trillo? She gave me a ride home that day? You know what Jerry told me about her? She died

  Tony Soprano : She what?

  Carmela Soprano : She committed suicide, isn't that awful?

  Carmela Soprano : [sarcastically, when Tony doesn't reply]  Mr. Empathy over there: she hung herself from a chandelier

• Artie Bucco : Can I talk to you?

  Tony Soprano : yeah, what's going on?

  Artie Bucco : [referring to the money Tony loaned Artie]  I just wanted to give you a little "heads up", I know the money's due in a couple days. Frankly, I'm a little concerned, I can't get ahold of Jean-Philippe: he doesn't return my calls

  Tony Soprano : did you go over there?

  Artie Bucco : not yet

  Tony Soprano : well, you gotta get over there, the guy's not returning your phone calls

  Artie Bucco : I know

  Tony Soprano : If they miss a payment, they start acting like their doing you a favor if they give you anything and then you're spend all your time hounding them: you gotta get your arms around this "thing"

• Salesman : [approaches Tony as he looks at one of their cars in the dealership]  they're on allocation from the factory, I don't know when we're gonna get anymore in but I'm free if you want to take it for a spin?

  Tony Soprano : actually, I was working with one of your other salespeople last year, she was really very helpful. I ought to give her the business, Gloria Trillo?

  Salesman : oh, well, she's no longer with us

  Tony Soprano : you know where she went?

  Salesman : actually, she died

  Tony Soprano : what happened?

  Salesman : well, she committed suicide

  Tony Soprano : why? I mean she was... salesperson of the year or something?

  Salesman : I didn't know her that well but I got the impression that she wasn't very lucky with men: that sort of thing

  Tony Soprano : when was this?

  Salesman : a month ago, maybe two?

  Tony Soprano : what'd she say? I mean... in the papers you read they always leave a note

  Salesman : she did leave a note on her desk: the police took it. Later, they told us it was a copy for a classified ad, she was selling her wolf stove. Anyway, let me give you my card

• Tony Soprano : So, how you doing?

  Dr. Jennifer Melfi : What's going on?

  Tony Soprano : Oh, nothing: how about you?

  Dr. Jennifer Melfi : Fine, thank you

  Tony Soprano : Really? Business, ok? Everybody "hunky-dory"?

  Dr. Jennifer Melfi : Well, you know, "onward and upward"

  Tony Soprano : How's Gloria Trillo doing? Still "hanging around?"

  Dr. Jennifer Melfi : [referring to Gloria's suicide]  It's a terrible tragedy

  Tony Soprano : [before he angrily approaching her and slaps her tissue box off her coffee table]  So, you fuckin know, you lied. You let me fuckin sit there!

  Dr. Jennifer Melfi : [nervously]  Please, sit down

  Tony Soprano : How the fuck am I supposed to trust you? You're my doctor

  Dr. Jennifer Melfi : [after smelling his breath]  Please, sit down, you're scaring me: you've been drinking

  Tony Soprano : Why the fuck didn't you help her?

  Dr. Jennifer Melfi : Sometimes you can't

  Tony Soprano : I bet you charged her enough didn't you, huh? I bet you didn't cut her a deal because you're a fuckin incompetent?

  Dr. Jennifer Melfi : I give my patients everything I've got and when something like this happens, I'm devastated

  Tony Soprano : [after calming down and sits back down]  She was a good kid, but she was fuckin crazy and I told you that and I want you to know that I was up front with her: she knew I was married

  Dr. Jennifer Melfi : I'm aware of that

  Tony Soprano : suicide? Jesus Christ, what the fuck?

  Dr. Jennifer Melfi : I have to respect confidentially even after when a patient is dead, but with something like this, there's no one cause. You yourself just referred to her emotional problems, she slipped through everyone's grasp

  Tony Soprano : She did it after me, I mean admit it. You know, she reached out to me for me to care and I wasn't there for her

  Dr. Jennifer Melfi : Why are you so quick to blame yourself?

• Tony Soprano : if you need a favor, what'd I do, you don't reach out to me?

  Artie Bucco : [confused]  what are you talking about?

  Tony Soprano : Ralph Cifaretto told me you came to him for money? You need something, you don't come to me? I'm your friend

  Artie Bucco : right, so consider yourself "lucky" I didn't impinge our friendship

  Tony Soprano : yeah, but this is "me"

  Artie Bucco : [referring to his daughter]  if I was desperate, if Melissa had a tumor instead of an overbite, you'd be the first one I went to but this was a business venture

  Tony Soprano : what kind of deal?

  Artie Bucco : Elodi's brother needs a bridge loan fifty thousand dollars and I get back fifty-seven and a half in ten days

  Tony Soprano : I thought it was for the restaurant?

  Artie Bucco : I told Ralphie that, I didn't want him going around meeting the "principles"

  Tony Soprano : what for then?

  Artie Bucco : [before showing him a sample bottle]  North American distribution rights for Armagnac: it's the "new vodka." This stuff is sweeping Europe, it's gonna be bigger than Stoli, Goose, who ever heard of "goose" before? It's French vodka, these guys, their "big players". Their throwing millions behind product introduction

  Tony Soprano : [convinced]  alright, you got it

  Artie Bucco : [insistently]  I told you already, no

  Tony Soprano : [irritated]  what the fuck am I? A toxic person?

  Artie Bucco : no, come on please

  Tony Soprano : I'll charge you a point and a half and believe me, I know that's a lot fuckin better than Ralph Cifaretto would do

  Tony Soprano : [handing him money]  I insist, here's like three thousand: someone's gonna come by here with the rest

  Artie Bucco : [after taking the money]  you're a great guy