The Sopranos (TV Series)
Live Free or Die (2006)
Michael Imperioli: Christopher Moltisanti
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Quotes
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Carlo Gervasi : [Asking Finn what he saw Vito was doing with the security guard] "Catching" not "pitching"?
Finn Detrolio : [Nods] He's not going to know I told you?
Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri : You're going to have no problem from Vito, believe me.
Finn Detrolio : [Nervously] What are you going to do?
Christopher Moltisanti : It'll be ok, we'll get him into therapy.
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : [Giving Finn money] Why don't you go out front, get yourself a sandwich and a soda? Any kind you like when we're done here, somebody will drive you back.
[Finn takes the money and leaves]
Christopher Moltisanti : [laughing] I want to kill the fat faggot myself. It'd be a fucking honor to cut off his pishadeel and feed it to him!
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : [to everybody] There's no mistake now.
Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri : [Yelling] I can't believe I stuck up for him. I feel like I've been stabbed in the heart.
Bobby 'Bacala' Baccalieri : We can't have him in our social club anymore, that much I do know.
Carlo Gervasi : "Social club"? He's got to go.
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : I want to think about it.
Bobby 'Bacala' Baccalieri : I don't know...
Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri : [Stands up yelling] *What the fuck is there to think about?*
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : [to paulie] Sit down.
Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri : [Yelling] Fuck that! I'll say it again, what the fuck is there to think about?
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : [Yelling] Are you going to take care of his kids? When he's gone?
Christopher Moltisanti : That's true. They didn't do anything, poor little guys.
Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri : [to tony] I'm sorry if I yelled. It's just... How much betrayal can I take?
Christopher Moltisanti : Vito a fag, big construction tycoon. When he was always talking about "greasing the union, who knew that's what he meant?
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : [to everybody] This stays in these four walls.
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Christopher Moltisanti : [Going outside after an AA meeting to smoke a cigarette] Human frailty: makes me sick sometimes.
Kevin Mucci : [after approaching them] Chris, right?
Christopher Moltisanti : Do I know you?
Kevin Mucci : [Introducing himself] Kevin Mucci, from Yonkers. We met at the Trotters, Sally Cuzo's cousin?
Christopher Moltisanti : Right, hey.
James 'Murmur' Zancone : Yonkers? What're you, lost?
Kevin Mucci : My ex's birthday over at the Red Robin, I figured I needed a meeting to get through that shit.
James 'Murmur' Zancone : I hear that.
Kevin Mucci : So, I saw my cousin this week. It turns out he ran into a friend of yours, big guy, Vito.
Christopher Moltisanti : And?
Kevin Mucci : He was in a fag bar dancing with a guy.
Christopher Moltisanti : Get the fuck out!
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Christopher Moltisanti : [after rushing into the Bada Bing strip club to tell everyone about Vito] You are not going to fuckin' believe this...
James 'Murmur' Zancone : [Interrupts him, to everyone] Vito Spatafore is an "ass muncher".
Tony Soprano : [to Murmur] What'd you just say?
James 'Murmur' Zancone : I'm sorry, it's true.
Christopher Moltisanti : We ran into this kid, Vito was spotted in a fag bar in New York.
Tony Soprano : By who?
Christopher Moltisanti : The kid's cousin... Allegedly.
James 'Murmur' Zancone : Probably bullshit.
Patsy Parisi : He's a married man.
Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri : With a goomah!
Tony Soprano : All right, back up a second. What did the kid say exactly?
Christopher Moltisanti : The kid's cousin, Sally Cuzo...
Carlo Gervasi : From Yonkers, I know him.
Christopher Moltisanti : Sal was at this place in the city supposedly on business, and he saw Vito holding hands with a guy with nipple rings.
James 'Murmur' Zancone : You're leaving out the best part.
Christopher Moltisanti : He was wearing a motorcycle outfit like the guy in the Village People with the hat and leather vest.
James 'Murmur' Zancone : Chaps too.
Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri : I don't know... Fuckin' slander if you ask me.
Tony Soprano : [suggesting to everyone to talk privately in the office] All right, let's take this in the back.
James 'Murmur' Zancone : [Making a joke] Yeah, that's what Vito did!
Tony Soprano : [Irritated, not amused by his joke] You can go.
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Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri : [while entering the back office of the Bada Bing strip club] I'll tell you one thing: If it was me this kid was spreading rumors about, he'd have something up his own ass. And it wouldn't be no cock either.
Carlo Gervasi : That's the point though. This guy Sal, I know him. He's a friend of ours.
Christopher Moltisanti : I fuckin' called it, long time ago.
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : [Referring to the Italian slang term for homosexuals] You knew Vito was "ricuin"?
Christopher Moltisanti : Yes.
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : When?
Christopher Moltisanti : I never said it, but I knew.
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : Get the fuck out, huh? And enough of this "rush to judgment", for all we know this fuckin' Sal guy's got a hard on for Vito.
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : [to Christopher after he starts laughing] Oh, you think this is funny? There's a man's reputation at stake here!
Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri : Married man, with kids.
Carlo Gervasi : That don't mean shit. Elton John was married.
Silvio Dante : Yeah. Rock Hudson too, I think.
Christopher Moltisanti : So, what'd we got to do? Actually see him take it in the ass?
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : [to Patsy] Get Vito on the phone.
Silvio Dante : You know he called me the other night? Three o'clock in the morning after the wedding.
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : And?
Silvio Dante : Honestly, it was weird. He wanted to know what was going on.
Christopher Moltisanti : He was fuckin' fishing, see if we heard.
Patsy Parisi : [to Tony, after calling Vito's cell phone] Straight to voicemail.
Silvio Dante : Tone, I mean, he represents us.
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : I'm not going to condemn the man off the word from some fuckin' douche bag from Yonkers.
Patsy Parisi : I could care less basically.
Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri : Yeah? Maybe *you're* a "flambé"?
Carlo Gervasi : Fuckin nauseating. If it was up to me I'd drag Vito behind my fuckin' car right now.
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : Oh, will you take it easy over there, fuckin' Judge Roy Bean?
Christopher Moltisanti : One of my bar girls knows his goomah. Check with her maybe, she's seen him or knows where he is. Lauren.
Carlo Gervasi : Think about it though, Tone. Sudden weight loss...
Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri : [Shocked] AIDS?
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : Nobody's got AIDS! I don't want to hear that word in here again!
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Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : [talking in code in front of Satriale's] The "thing" we talked about at the wedding...
Christopher Moltisanti : [referring to killing him] Rusty? You made the call to Italy.
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : [referring to Annalisa her assassins] Our "friend" over there is gonna "fit him" for a "suit". She's sending over two of her best "tailors".
Christopher Moltisanti : So, I should meet them at the airport?
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : [referring to getting them guns] No, they're gonna call you when they arrive. You "hook" them up with a third party, get them some "scissors".
Christopher Moltisanti : [nods] This is smart, the more I think about it.
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : [sarcastically] I'm glad you approve.
Christopher Moltisanti : Anybody taking a look, there's nothing linking us to it.
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Christopher Moltisanti : [meeting privately, referring to hitmen they've hired] Some friends coming over from Naples, paying a visit to a guy in New York
Corky Caporale : Who?
Christopher Moltisanti : [referring to Rusty] little guy who owns his own park
Corky Caporale : It's pretty high up
Christopher Moltisanti : [referring to providing them with guns] you should get them couple dumb gats, I'll give you guidance on where to find him
Corky Caporale : how do I get ahold of them?
Christopher Moltisanti : [giving him the first half the payment for now in heroin] Just leave your phone on, part two, when it's done
Corky Caporale : I hear fat Vito's been riding the Hershey Highway?
Christopher Moltisanti : Where'd you get that?
Corky Caporale : Come on
Christopher Moltisanti : Somebody started a joke I won't mention any names: there's no truth to it
Corky Caporale : Oh
Christopher Moltisanti : It's a fuckin captain you're talking about. People went to see him: he was down the shore with he's comàre
Corky Caporale : So, it's bullshit, then?
Christopher Moltisanti : [jokingly] As soon as he saw me, he took off like a bat out of hell
Corky Caporale : [amused] Oh, shit
Christopher Moltisanti : You didn't hear it from me
Corky Caporale : It could be a Midlife thing
Christopher Moltisanti : Suckin a cock?