The Sopranos (TV Series)
Second Opinion (2001)
James Gandolfini: Tony Soprano
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Quotes
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Tony Soprano : [on the golf course, giving Dr. Kennedy a golf club as a gift] For you. Titanium. I use one! Added ten yards to my drives!
Dr. John Kennedy : Thanks, but I really can't accept it.
Tony Soprano : For everything you've done for my uncle. Anyway, what am I gonna do with it? I already got one, and Mr. Williams here
[motioning to Furio]
Tony Soprano : , he don't play. Right?
Furio Giunta : Stupid-a-fucking game!
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Tony Soprano : [after seeing Junior spilled a nutrition drink from a blender onto himself and the kitchen counter] what the hell you doing?
Junior Soprano : Those marshals see you coming in here? Because I need be remanded to a jailhouse right now like I need a taste of crabs
Tony Soprano : There's no car out there today and I came up through the cellar like always. Where the fuck is Bacala'? His suppose to be doing this shit for you
Junior Soprano : I sent him to the drug store for some more Pepto
Tony Soprano : You're getting better, that's the important thing. You look better too.
Junior Soprano : If you're going to lie to me, tell me there's a broad waiting in the car that's going to tongue my balls.
Tony Soprano : Hey, if you want that, it's a phone call away.
Tony Soprano : [after looking at the mess on the counter] still want this?
Junior Soprano : I've got to get nutrition somehow. Kennedy says only eat what I can sip through a straw
Junior Soprano : [after Tony brings over a glass of the nutrition drink and sits next to him] what's going on with you and Ralphie Cifaretto? Bacala said there's bad blood now?
Tony Soprano : What? You don't got enough on your plate? You need a new blender? Worry about your own problems. When did they say you can eat real food?
Junior Soprano : Who knows? Kennedy's putting me under the knife again
Tony Soprano : [Confused] back up. More surgery? Don't you think you should talk to somebody else? Get a second opinion?
Junior Soprano : Chemo? Forget it, with Kennedy its "cut, zip, over and out". He has the hands of an angel, and don't forget his name
Tony Soprano : What? I'm supposed to be impressed because the name is "John Kennedy"? All the micks named their kids that after the guy got killed
Junior Soprano : I loved that man, his older than me and now look
Junior Soprano : [to Bobby after returns] you were gone a long time, how many White Castles did you have?
Bobby 'Bacala' Baccalieri : I didn't, I swear
Junior Soprano : I can smell them
Tony Soprano : Let me call Cusamano, he knows doctors in the city it can't hurt to make a call
Junior Soprano : People come from the city to see Kennedy
Tony Soprano : Good, then we won't be fighting traffic. Come on uncle Jun you know I'm right
Junior Soprano : [Eventually referring to Bobby didn't ask any productive questions at the last doctor's visit] alright you set it up,you come with me to listen and ask questions
Tony Soprano : [Before leaving and giving Junior a kiss on the head] good, good, I'll let you know alright?
Junior Soprano : My nephew thinks I need a "second opinion." he doesn't like it that I'm going back under the knife
Bobby 'Bacala' Baccalieri : Maybe there's something to that?
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Dr. John Kennedy : [Chuckles, accepting Tony's gift] well I guess I could use some extra distance
Tony Soprano : Who couldn't?
Tony Soprano : [Starts walking closer to him with Furio to intimidate him] you know my uncle, his not doing so well. His got a bad reaction to that Chemo
Dr. John Kennedy : That happens all the time, there's nothing I can really do
Furio Giunta : You know there are worst things that can happen to a person than cancer
Tony Soprano : [Continues walking closer to him until Kennedy's right foot steps into the pond] my uncle thinks his going to die. His convinced of it. You know how old people are with their superstitions. He thinks it's because he went against you
Dr. John Kennedy : I'm just a surgeon that's all
Tony Soprano : Show that man the respect he deserves: answer his phone calls
Dr. John Kennedy : [Takes out a digital recorder to record a message for his secretary, before Tony slaps the recorder out of his hand and into the pond] "Cheryl, make sure Mr. Soprano is scheduled for..."
Tony Soprano : [Before driving off in a golf cart] just remember it
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Carmela Soprano : I think you should pay him, Tony
Tony Soprano : No fucking way!
Carmela Soprano : What, your daughter's future isn't worth 50,000 dollars?
Tony Soprano : [refusing to donate money to Meadow's university] That's not it. That motherfucker's full of shit. He's shaking me down
Carmela Soprano : No, he's not
Tony Soprano : Oh, yeah? Who knows more about extortion, me or you?
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Tony Soprano : [referring to Paulie] Big deal, he pat you down
Christopher Moltisanti : Pat me down I can do standing on my head, it's every fuckin thing else. He came into my apartment in the middle of the night and embarrassed the shit out of me in front of Adriana
Tony Soprano : [raises his pinky finger to imply Christopher has a small penis] Yeah, I heard he strip searched you?
Christopher Moltisanti : I'm not fuckin kidding, he's a sick fuck, he was sniffing her fuckin panties
Tony Soprano : What?
Christopher Moltisanti : You heard me
Tony Soprano : Look, I don't deny Paulie could be a little... quirky, he always has but you're moving up very fast, why do you think that is?
Christopher Moltisanti : Are you gonna say it's because I'm you fuckin nephew?
Tony Soprano : [nods] Then be a big boy and suck it up
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Carmela Soprano : [when he arrives late for dinner] you could've called, now everything's cold
Tony Soprano : [jokingly] well... that's why they invented microwaves: for inconsiderate husbands
Carmela Soprano : since we're alone, it'd be nice to have dinner together
Tony Soprano : don't bust my chops, I got enough on my mind
Tony Soprano : [while eating] this is fuckin delicious, really, is this the new macaroni?
Carmela Soprano : right
Tony Soprano : the hell with heating it up: it's good like this
Carmela Soprano : I'm glad something brings you joy
Tony Soprano : you're amazing with your cooking
Carmela Soprano : I'm having lunch with our daughter's dean tomorrow, I gather you won't be joining me?
Tony Soprano : I told you: all he wants is our money
Carmela Soprano : Fine, don't come
Tony Soprano : [referring to paying the tuition] We already "shelled out" forty grand a year to those people
Carmela Soprano : it's well spent, she's really learning. She's out on her own and if she passes us by...
Tony Soprano : [interrupts her] "if"? She did that when she was fourteen
Carmela Soprano : isn't that what you want for your kids?
Tony Soprano : [jokingly] no, I want them to be backwards and ignorant and sit around with their thumb up their ass and I'm gonna make sure of that by not going to lunch with some asshole who's trying to shake me down
Carmela Soprano : fine, don't go. Guess who I ran into at the supermarket today?
Carmela Soprano : [when he shrugs] Angie Bonpensiero
Tony Soprano : really? How's she doing?
Carmela Soprano : her dog is sick
Tony Soprano : what? That fluffy, French coco piece of shit? What's wrong with her?
Carmela Soprano : osteoporosis: Angie needs money for an operation
Tony Soprano : well, take it up with Pussy. If she ever finds the fat fuck, wherever the Feds put him, I'd look in Arizona, stake out all the TGI Fridays, he loves their wings: he left Angie holding the "bag" which is not right and those FBI, "family value" loving cocksuckers, how could they let him go without his wife?
Carmela Soprano : into the program?
Tony Soprano : [sternly] yeah, that's right, he ratted us out: me and you. And that's where he is, and I don't want to hear about him ever again or his ungrateful cunt wife
Carmela Soprano : [surprised he described her that way] his what wife?
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Tony Soprano : fifty grand? You gotta be kidding me?
Carmela Soprano : [referring to her and Dean Ross] we talked a lot about Meadow having the best possible university experience
Tony Soprano : yeah, those Jew pricks are holding us hostage
Carmela Soprano : his Italian
Tony Soprano : Jews are better fooled
Carmela Soprano : they know from Verbum, we're big "givers"
Tony Soprano : we gave five grand a year, that's a long way from fifty
Carmela Soprano : this is college: New York City, five thousand is like slap in face to these people
Tony Soprano : well, then let them say no
Tony Soprano : [after taking money out from his pocket and tosses it to her] here's around five grand, pay them through your household account, so you can write them a check and that's it: not a penny more
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Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri : [referring to Christopher] You go too easy on him
Tony Soprano : Probably
Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri : If my nephew wasn't dead, I'd have a "soft spot" for him
Tony Soprano : [referring to Adriana] You sniff that girl's panties?
Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri : [after Tony nods] He told you that? Fuckin baby
Tony Soprano : You gotta apologize
Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri : I'm not apologizing
Tony Soprano : Were out of line: his gonna marry the girl for Christ's sake
Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri : As of the wedding day, anything that touches her pussy is off limits
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Tony Soprano : [answering Carmela about donating money to Meadow's college] I won't pay. I don't do much about extortion