The Sopranos (TV Series)
Second Opinion (2001)
Michael Imperioli: Christopher Moltisanti
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Quotes
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Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri : [after playing pool] are you wearing a wire?
Christopher Moltisanti : Are you fucking crazy?
Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri : [to Patsy] pat him down
Christopher Moltisanti : If he fucking touches me...
Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri : Then make it easy on us all, take everything off.
Christopher Moltisanti : [Christopher takes off his pants]
Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri : [Referring to his underwear] I said "everything"
Christopher Moltisanti : Go fuck yourself
Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri : Before I was breaking balls now you're beginning to worry me
Christopher Moltisanti : [Christopher takes off his underwear]
Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri : I guess you can call that a dick
[laughs]
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[Chrissy catches Paulie sniffing Adriana's panties]
Christopher Moltisanti : [angry] Motherfucker!
Adriana La Cerva : What?
Christopher Moltisanti : Nothing.
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Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri : [while in his car, after seeing Christopher leave a motel room with a prostitute] your not even married yet, your "dipping" into whores already
Christopher Moltisanti : It didn't cost me a quarter. I didn't pay for it, how'd you find me?
Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri : You better be careful. If I can do it, so can your bride to be
Christopher Moltisanti : So, what is this? Some new rule on who I fuck? You want more shoes? What?
Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri : No, funny thing is they don't even fit her. I don't know why I thought she was a size ten
Christopher Moltisanti : I don't know either
Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri : I'm here to tell you one thing: you ever go whining to the big man again about shit between you and me, then we'll have a problem my friend
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Tony Soprano : [referring to Paulie] Big deal, he pat you down
Christopher Moltisanti : Pat me down I can do standing on my head, it's every fuckin thing else. He came into my apartment in the middle of the night and embarrassed the shit out of me in front of Adriana
Tony Soprano : [raises his pinky finger to imply Christopher has a small penis] Yeah, I heard he strip searched you?
Christopher Moltisanti : I'm not fuckin kidding, he's a sick fuck, he was sniffing her fuckin panties
Tony Soprano : What?
Christopher Moltisanti : You heard me
Tony Soprano : Look, I don't deny Paulie could be a little... quirky, he always has but you're moving up very fast, why do you think that is?
Christopher Moltisanti : Are you gonna say it's because I'm you fuckin nephew?
Tony Soprano : [nods] Then be a big boy and suck it up