Spin City (TV Series)
The Mayor May Not (1999)
Richard Kind: Paul Lassiter
Quotes
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James Hobert : [Stuart comes into work all beaten up] Gees Stuart, what happen to you.
Stuart Bondek : Remember that woman I have been seeing, the one married to the bouncer. Last night when I went home he was waiting for me. I have no idea how he found out.
James Hobert : [James and Paul start to snigger] Do you want to know how he found out?
Paul Lassiter : [Now laughing] We Told him! GOTCHA!
Stuart Bondek : That's not a practical joke, you idiots. I'm really hurt I may have a concussion.
James Hobert : [James and Paul laughing hysterically] Yes! SCORE!
Paul Lassiter : [still laughing] And that's not all, we also called your mother.
Stuart Bondek : You told my mother I was sleeping with a married woman?
Paul Lassiter : [laughing] We told her you we DEAD!
Stuart Bondek : You guys are crazy. I've got to go see my mother.
James Hobert : [still laughing and giving high fives] WE RULE!
Stuart Bondek : [offstage and hearing a dog bark] Hey, down boy. I don't have any drugs on me.
Paul Lassiter : [crying laughing] Thanks what you think!