Star Trek: Voyager (TV Series)
Someone to Watch Over Me (1999)
Robert Duncan McNeill: Ensign Tom Paris
Quotes
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Neelix : [as Tomin lies in sick bay] I thought synthehol wasn't supposed to have this effect on people.
The Doctor : Most people. The enzyymes that break down synthehol aren't present in his bloodstream.
Neelix : Can you counteract the effects?
The Doctor : I can synthesize the enzymes, but that'll take days.
Neelix : Days? The Captain will be back in the morning.
Lt. Tom Paris : Maybe he needs a cold shower.
Neelix : If his superiors find him like this, he'll be banished from the colony, and our trade agreement will go right out the airlock!
Tomin : Oh, Seven of mine...
Seven of Nine : It may be possible to encode some of my nanoprobes to assimilate the synthehol molecules.
Tomin : Assimilate me!
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[Paris tells hologram jokes to amuse Tomin]
Tom Paris : How do you bend a hologram's ear? Use a prism. What did the councilor say to the hologram? "You're projecting!"
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Tom Paris : You're teaching Seven how to date? Ha! Talk about the blind leading the blind.
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Tom Paris : A hologram and a Borg? Stranger things have happened. Just look at me and B'Elanna.
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[the Doctor has taken Seven out to Ambassador Tomin's reception]
Tom Paris : Impressive. You're actually taught her to be polite, but don't think you've won our bet. She was supposed to bring a REAL date.
The Doctor : Photons and force fields, flesh and blood - why quibble over details?
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Tomin : [shouting across the mess hall] Ensign Paris, tell us another one of those hologram jokes!
The Doctor : You've been stealing my material?
Tom Paris : That guy's so lubricated, he'll laugh at anything.
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The Doctor : Are you implying that Seven couldn't get a date?
Tom Paris : What, are you kidding? Half the men on this ship would jump at the chance; but, getting a date is one thing. Keeping it from turning into a disaster is another.
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Tom Paris : Put your latinum where your mouth is.