Star Trek: Voyager (TV Series)
Tinker Tenor Doctor Spy (1999)
Robert Picardo: The Doctor, ECH
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Quotes
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[as The Doctor sings La Donna E Mobile in the mess hall, Tuvok begins to cry]
Tom Paris : [quietly] Tuvok...
[Tuvok goes from crying to laughing uncontrollably, then grunting, as if in pain]
Tom Paris : Tuvok.
[Tuvok starts thrashing around]
Captain Janeway : [clicks her combadge] Janeway to Security, get a team to the mess hall right away!
The Doctor : Stand back! He's been seized by the pon farr! A neurochemical imbalance is driving him to mate. We won't be able to reason with him!
The Doctor : [starts singing to the melody of the music] Tuvok, I understand / you are a Vulcan man. / You have just gone without / For seven years, about. / Paris, please find a way / To load a hypospray. / I will give you the sign / Just aim for his behind. / Hormones are raging, / Synapses blazing. / It's all so veee-...
[Tom loads and throws the hypospray to the Doctor, who catches it while sustaining a note]
The Doctor : ...hery illogical.
[injects Tuvok in the butt with the hypospray; Tuvok collapses]
The Doctor : [finishing the song] Illogical. Iii-ll... illogical.
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The Borg : You will be assimilated.
The Doctor : Over my dead program.
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[last lines]
Seven of Nine : Congratulations, Doctor.
[she kisses him on the cheek]
Seven of Nine : That was a platonic gesture. Don't expect me to pose for you.
The Doctor : Noted.
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The Doctor : The Borg, the Hierarchy, it's all the same to me - just another bully who didn't know when to back off.
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The Doctor : Thank you for this opportunity, Captain. All I've ever wanted was to live up to my full potential, to hone all my skills, expand my abilities, to help the people I love.
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[first lines]
The Doctor : Somewhere, in that totality known as the universe, is a galaxy called the Milky Way. Tucked into the corner of that galaxy is a planet named Earth. On that planet is a city called Mantua. Go straight ahead, past the fountain, turn right, then left, and right again. You'll find yourself walking along the water, listening, as a man sings of his beloved's unfaithful heart. And even the fish begin to weep. Quando La Donna E Mobile.
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[while daydreaming, the Doctor walks into a force field]
The Doctor : Pardon me, miss.
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The Doctor : Tuvok! Activate the photonic cannon!
[everyone else looks at each other, stunned]
The Doctor : Tuvok, that was an order!
Tuvok : Activating the photonic cannon... sir.
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The Doctor : Doctor to the bridge. I'm daydreaming again. Somebody deactivate me.
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The Borg : We are the Borg.
The Doctor : I know very well who you are. Stand down your weapons.
The Borg : State your designation.
The Doctor : Emergency Command Hologram, at your service.
The Borg : Designation unknown.
The Doctor : Not for long.
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[the crew is monitoring the Doctor's daydreams]
The Doctor : Computer, activate the Emergency Command Hologram.
Harry Kim : This is the part I like.
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The Doctor : [in his daydream] Computer, activate the ECH.
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The Doctor : I have to save the ship! I have to save the ship!
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Phlox : The Hierarchy does not tolerate mistakes or misinformation. If they learn of my error... I'll lose my livelihood.
The Doctor : Well, that's what you get for being a peeping Tom.
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The Doctor : He mistakenly informed his superiors that I was in command of Voyager. To keep himself from being demoted, he wants us to maintain that fiction. When they open a channel, I have to be sitting in the captain's chair.