Stargate SG-1 (TV Series)
Crystal Skull (2000)
Richard Dean Anderson: Colonel Jack O'Neill
Quotes
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Jack O'Neill : Look, I'm sick of layin' around. Help me up.
Teal'c : Dr. Frasier believes you're not strong enough to undertake such a mission.
Jack O'Neill : Yeah, whatever.
[O'Neill gets out of his bed and promptly falls down]
Teal'c : Dr. Frasier is usually correct in such matters.
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Nick Ballard : Daniel is here.
Major General George Hammond : Here?
Dr. Daniel Jackson : Repeat what I'm saying: I'm standing right beside you.
Nick Ballard : Standing right beside me.
Jack O'Neill : He's lost a few pounds.
Dr. Daniel Jackson : Jack, don't be an ass.
Nick Ballard : Jack, don't be an ass.
Jack O'Neill : Daniel?
Dr. Daniel Jackson : Yes!
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Jack O'Neill : Hey, if you'd been listening, you'd know that Nintendos pass through everything.
Dr. Daniel Jackson : I heard.
Jack O'Neill : Everything.
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Jack O'Neill : [about Fraiser] Napoleonic power monger.
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Dr. Daniel Jackson : You could fit every pyramid on Earth inside this thing and still have room to spare.
Jack O'Neill : Yeah, can you imagine heatin' this place?
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Nick Ballard : Now we must wait for the giant aliens.
Jack O'Neill : That just has a nice ring to it.
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Teal'c : You may take us to Nicholas Ballard immediately.
Jack O'Neill : He's just a little anxious to see old Nick.
Nurse : Oh, are you close?
[Teal'c and Jack speak at the same time]
Teal'c : No.
Jack O'Neill : Yes.
[pause]
Teal'c : Yes, extremely.
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Samantha Carter : Normally neutrinos pass right through ordinary matter, no matter how dense. I mean, something like five hundred million billion just passed through you.
Jack O'Neill : No matter how dense.
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[Only Nick can hear or see Daniel]
Jack O'Neill : Daniel said you should come along to make it work?
Dr. Daniel Jackson : Wait, I never said that. You're taking advantage of me.
Nick Ballard : Yes.
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Major General George Hammond : Colonel, there is no greater secret in this nation than the Stargate.
Jack O'Neill : So we keep him away from level 28.
Major General George Hammond : A civilian? Who has spent the last 20 years of his life in a psychiatric institution?
Jack O'Neill : Exactly. Who's gonna believe him if he says anything?