Stargate SG-1 (TV Series)
One False Step (1999)
Michael Shanks: Dr. Daniel Jackson
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Quotes
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Teal'c : Since it is their planet, is it not we who are the aliens?
Dr. Daniel Jackson : Actually, the word alien refers to anything characteristic of a very different place or culture, anything really strange relative from our own perspective.
Jack O'Neill : Think we call you alien because you're from Chu'lak? Ha.
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Jack O'Neill : [Jack and Daniel are in the infirmary. They have just had a major argument on a planet] Listen I, uh...
Daniel Jackson : No, no. Um... sorry, you were gonna say...
Jack O'Neill : No, it's just that, uh... Well... you know...
Daniel Jackson : No I know, I know. I know. You know that I...
Jack O'Neill : I know. It's obvious there's something...
Daniel Jackson : Something, something wrong with us.
Jack O'Neill , Daniel Jackson : Physically!
Janet Fraiser : [enters] Well, there's nothing wrong with you.
Daniel Jackson : What?
Janet Fraiser : Well, I've run every test I could, short of exploratory brain surgery and you're both in perfect health.
Jack O'Neill : Huh.
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Dr. Daniel Jackson : Well, maybe you could try coming up with something better than inappropriate sarcasm.
Jack O'Neill : You want sarcasm? Nice to meet you.
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Jack O'Neill : You're obviously misreading a basic philosophical difference of opinion on how to handle a crisis.
Daniel Jackson : Oh please! We have a-a difference of opinion on just about everything!
Jack O'Neill : Give me an example.
Daniel Jackson : U-u-u, I don't know! Pick something! How - how about - how about mythology!
Jack O'Neill : Rumors, lies, fairytales.
Daniel Jackson : You see! See! See! See! See! See!
[jumps around in a circle in frustration]
Daniel Jackson : Mythology is one of the primary motivations for cultural development!
Jack O'Neill : Maybe it is! What's that got to do with *filming a plant*!
Daniel Jackson : Exactly!
Jack O'Neill : What does *that* mean!
Daniel Jackson : I don't know!
[they silently look at each other]
Jack O'Neill : [calmly] Okay. What was that?
Daniel Jackson : I don't know. I don't feel so good.
Jack O'Neill : I've got a headache.