- Donna Pinciotti: Eric, I have a little problem with my part. Um, it turns out you have me playing a wise man. Why can't there be any wise women?
- Eric Forman: Yeah, okay. I'll take that up with the guy who wrote the Bible. Let me get back to you.
- Michael Kelso: Rudolph had a girlfriend, okay? Her name was Clarise! She thought he was cute! Now, if *anyone* was gay, it was that Hermy guy. I mean, *no* straight elf has hair like that!