That '70s Show (TV Series)

Water Tower (1999)

Topher Grace: Eric Forman

Quotes 

• Laurie Forman : Oh, for God's sake! Eric saw you guys doing it!

  Kitty Forman : Oh, honey. Were your father and I having intercourse?

  Eric : [shocked]  Mom!

  Kitty Forman : Oh. Well, no wonder you have been acting so strange. Red, say something to the boy.

  Red Forman : Oh! Ummm... It's more fun than it looks.

• Eric : [to the gang after he accidentally walks in on his parents having sex]  Okay, let's go. Everybody hop in the car and let's go *now*.

  Michael Kelso : Where's your mom?

  Eric : [Grabs Kelso's shirt and yanks Kelso towards him]  SHUT UP! DON'T YOU DARE TALK ABOUT MY MOTHER!