WKRP in Cincinnati (TV Series)
Les' Groupie (1980)
Frank Bonner: Herb Tarlek
Quotes
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Herb Tarlek : [very condescending] No, Les. Uh, the reason people don't like you is twofold. Now, firstly...
Bailey Quarters : [entering] Hello, Les.
[chuckles]
Les Nessman : Oh, hi, Bailey.
Bailey Quarters : I, uh, understand you had an obscene phone call this morning.
Les Nessman : Yeah.
[chuckles]
Herb Tarlek : [incredulously] What?
Les Nessman : A lady called me, Herb.
Bailey Quarters : Uh-uh. A fan called. An ardent fan.
[Les giggles and walks away]
Bailey Quarters : It seems she has a thing... for Les.
Herb Tarlek : [scoffs] Get out of town!
Bailey Quarters : You get out of town! Hey, Les!
[playful mock salute]
Bailey Quarters : Keep on trucking!
[giggles]
Les Nessman : [smiles] Thank you. I'll do my best!
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Arthur Carlson : Little bit late, aren't you, Nessman?
Les Nessman : [singing Johnny Mathis song] Chances are... Oh, gee, am I?
[chuckles]
Les Nessman : I didn't notice. The time must have just slipped away from me.
[chuckles merrily]
Andy Travis : [big smile] Did you have fun, Les?
Les Nessman : [much chuckling, nods the whole time] Yes, Andrew, I did!
Herb Tarlek : Yeah, I suppose you're gonna tell us that you... hit the jackpot, right?
Les Nessman : Please, Herb, I'm not the sort to kiss and tell.
Arthur Carlson : Kiss what and tell whom?
Herb Tarlek : Les has a groupie, Big Guy.
Arthur Carlson : What's that?
Herb Tarlek : A groupie is a listener who likes to do a lot more than just
[raises his eyebrows]
Herb Tarlek : listen.
Arthur Carlson : My goodness!