Quotes
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[Bunk tries to sneak into his cubicle unnoticed, but Landsman slowly looms up over the partition, loudly slurping a drink]
Det. William 'Bunk' Moreland : Aw, shit.
Sergeant Jay Landsman : You tried to sneak by me, didn't ya?
Det. William 'Bunk' Moreland : I was just comin' in quiet and respectful.
Sergeant Jay Landsman : Well, for a big man, you do have a dancer's grace. But I, sir, I have the eyes of an eagle. And the fact that you tried to slither into your workspace undetected does not bode well for the recovery prospect of our missing firearm, does it?
Det. William 'Bunk' Moreland : I'll get it.
Sergeant Jay Landsman : Mm-hmm.
[Kima walks over]
Detective Shakima 'Kima' Greggs : What up, Mr. Bunk?
Det. William 'Bunk' Moreland : Hey, girlfriend.
Detective Shakima 'Kima' Greggs : Vernon Holley workin' tonight?
Sergeant Jay Landsman : Uh, yeah, he's, um, 4-to-12. You should try the coffee room.
Detective Shakima 'Kima' Greggs : [realizes she's being shooed away] Yeah, all right.
[she leaves; Bunk and Landsman watch her go]
Sergeant Jay Landsman : Man, I would murder that. If she wasn't, heh-heh-heh...
Det. William 'Bunk' Moreland : Particular?
[pause]
Sergeant Jay Landsman : Find that gun.
Det. William 'Bunk' Moreland : [annoyed] Yeah, okay.
[Landsman leaves]
Det. William 'Bunk' Moreland : [under his breath] Muthafuck you too.
