Yes Minister (TV Series)

The Quality of Life (1981)

Derek Fowlds: Bernard Woolley

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• [On Hacker's planned visit to a inner city farm] 

  Bill Pritchard : The Sun specifically asked if you could be photographed amongst the donkeys.

  James Hacker : I'm not sure about the donkeys. What do you think, Bernard?

  Bernard Woolley : Well even if the Sun has no ulterior motive, it will be a gift for Private Eye. You with a crowd of other donkeys. I mean, that's what they would say, Minister. Or: "A meeting of the Inner Cabinet."

• James Hacker : This is the greatest disaster of this century, Bernard!

  Bernard Woolley : There were two world wars.