- Professor Borender: You will never get us to tell you the formula, never!
- Dr. Godber: With you, I have so far failed, professor. But I think that now I have captured the lovely Lady Penelope, I think I can make you and Sir Jeremy talk.
- Professor Borender: Godber, we implore you, spare this young girl!
- Dr. Godber: It's too late, my plan has failed. I shall have to leave Lady Penelope to her fate.
- Dr. Godber: Twice in Paris, they outwitted me, but I am setting a trap that not even the lovely Lady Penelope can escape from!
- Alan Tracy: I don't get it, as soon as we get back to Paris, all the other fellas push off to the follies, why not me?
- Lady Penelope Creighton-Ward: Because you're too young. Now, cheer up, Parker will be along in a minute to take us to the best nightclub in town.
- Alan Tracy: [sarcastic] Oh great! I love dancing with Parker, he does a very interesting rumba they tell me!