Count Duckula (TV Series)

Vampire Vacation (1988)

Jimmy Hibbert: Don Diego, Von Goosewing, Sviatoslav, Bandit

Quotes 

• Von Goosewing : Ah, hey, hey! Do you know the fast way to get to Translyvania?

  Igor : I believe the subway is very reliable.

• Don Diego : Just because I'm tall and handsome and brave and good and kind and wonderful and... I-I-I-happen to chop up two or three of the villagers into tiny little pieces now and again... they dislike me! Ha ha, ha ha!

  Count Duckula : [laughs nervously]  Y-y-y-you chopped-you chopped them up? Well, h-how many did you-you know, you chop-chop up there?

  Don Diego : Oh, well, uh, well, *all* of them.

  Count Duckula : Oh, just-just, you know, just all of them, huh?

  Don Diego : Well, except for the really fat ones. I save them for tonight!