- Mr. Garrison: Alright, let's try it again.
- Mrs. Choksondik: "Children, we are now going to do math problems."
- Mr. Garrison: "But teacher, I don't want to do my math problems."
- Mrs. Choksondik: "You will do them or else you'll be in very big trouble!"
- Mr. Garrison: "Well, I'm not going to do it, teacher! You can just suck my balls!"
- Mrs. Choksondik: "Don't use that kind of language, young man!"
- Mr. Garrison: No!
- Mrs. Choksondik: No?
- Mr. Garrison: Look, you can't counter a profane command with an idle threat! You must extinguish it with a vulgar suggestion! When a child says, "Suck my balls," you say, "Present them."
- Mrs. Choksondik: Oh.
- Mr. Garrison: Now, let's try it again. "Suck my balls!"
- Mrs. Choksondik: "Present them?"
- Mr. Garrison: Good. Very good. You're ready to move on to the next level.
- Mr. Garrison: Do you know what it is to be a teacher, Ms...?
- Mrs. Choksondik: Choksondik.
- Mr. Garrison: No I don't! IT'S A LIE! You see? That's what you get for bein' a teacher! You work and you work for the children and then people start rumors that you're gay even though you love poontang!