The Comebacks (2007)
Jon Gries: Barber
Quotes
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Lambeau "Coach" Fields : Hey, fellas. Name's Lambeau Fields. Just thought I'd drop by and introduce myself.
Barber : Oh, we know who you are. We know all about you, and your contract, and your plans for our team.
Sheriff : We want you to know something, Coach.
Sheriff : We think that's terrific!
Salamander : We do!
Cowboy : Really wonderful!
Sheriff : But if you should play that first game... and lose...
Mailman : Aw, heck, there's always another game after that.
Sheriff : There's so many games in a season!
Mailman : You play a lot!
Cowboy : You can't let that discourage you!
Lambeau "Coach" Fields : I can't tell you how relieved that makes me feel.
Mailman : Well, good. But if you should lose that second game, we'll tie you to a tree and pour pig's blood all over your ass and let the coyotes have at you.
Barber : Good luck on your first game tomorrow.