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The Dirt (2019)
Max Milner: Razzle
Quotes
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Vince Neil : All right, stop stalling. Who would you rather fuck: Cyndi Lauper or Boy George?
Razzle : How about neither?
Vince Neil : Nah, man. You've gotta pick one, all right. You've got a gun to your head. Fuck one or die. Which one is it gonna be?
Razzle : No, you know what? I'm having trouble accepting this premise. Under what circumstances would I find myself in such a situation?
Vince Neil : It's a mystery, you Cockney fuck.
Razzle : It's a mystery.
Vince Neil : You know, some random fucker's trapped the three of you in a room, and he's demanding you fuck one of them.
Razzle : Well, what does this mysterious person benefit from my sexual humiliation?
Vince Neil : I don't know, man, but you're definitely gonna die if you don't fucking pick.
[pause]
Razzle : In that case, I think I'd have to go with the Lauper. At least she's got the proper plumbing. Hey, no, but Georgie Boy, he's probably more experienced in the handling of penis.
[Vince laughs before he realizes he's gone the opposite lane of the road]
Vince Neil : What the fuck?
[Vince's car collides with another car]
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[Vince wakes up after his car collides with another car. Razzle's head is on his lap]
Vince Neil : Jesus.
Razzle : Hey. That was a fucking close one, man.
[Razzle laughs]
Vince Neil : But... where are we?
Razzle : It's Christmas.
[Razzle looks up]
Razzle : Look at all the lights.
Vince Neil : What the fuck are you talking about, man?
[Vince starts seeing red lights flashing outside his car]
Vince Neil : Oh yeah. Look at the lights, man. What do you want for Christmas, Raz?
[Vince realizes that Razzle is dead]
Vince Neil : Wake up, man. Raz, wake up. Hey.
[a police officer approaches the car]
Vince Neil : Wake up, man. My buddy fell asleep. Hey! Wake up, man. Oh my God. Help! Razzle! Come on, man. Wake up!
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[Razzle approaches Mötley Crüe's table]
Razzle : Mötley Crüe! You all all right?
[pause]
Razzle : Razzle. Hanoi Rocks.
Tommy Lee : What's up, man?
[Tommy shakes Razzle's hand]
Razzle : We're touring the States for the first time, mate.
Nikki Sixx : All right. Sit down, join us.
[Razzle sits beside Vince. He suddenly feels his pants unzip and jumps off the seat]
Razzle : Fucking hell!
[Mötley Crüe laughs as a groupie emerges from under the table. She pulls Razzle back to his seat]
Razzle : I fucking love America!
[Nikki and Tommy howl in approval]
Vince Neil : I love this guy, man.
Tommy Lee : Yeah, boy!