SpongeBob SquarePants (TV Series)
The Great Snail Race/Mid-Life Crustacean (2003)
Clancy Brown: Mr. Krabs
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Quotes
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SpongeBob SquarePants : Hello, Mr. Krabs. Are you ready to party?
Mr. Krabs : I'm ready to party! Are you ready to party, SpongeBob?
SpongeBob SquarePants : I'm ready to party! Are you ready to party, Patrick?
Patrick Star : I'm ready to party! Are you ready to party, SpongeBob?
SpongeBob SquarePants : I'm ready to party! Are you ready to party, Mr. Krabs?
Mr. Krabs : I'm ready to par-tay! Are you ready to par-tay, SpongeBob?
SpongeBob SquarePants : I'm ready to par-tay! Are you ready to par-tay?
Patrick Star : I'm ready to party! Are you ready to party?
SpongeBob SquarePants : I'm ready to party! Are you ready to party, Mr. Krabs?
Mr. Krabs : I'm ready to par...
Pearl Krabs : Stop it! Stop it, dad! You're embarrassing me!
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Mr. Krabs : Pearl, do you think I'm old?
Pearl Krabs : Well, of course I do. But that's okay. Daddies are supposed to be old.
Mr. Krabs : But I'm still cool, right? Your old man is cool?
Pearl Krabs : See, no one says "cool" anymore. That's such an old person thing. Now we say "coral", as in "That nose job is so coral."
Mr. Krabs : Coral, eh?
Pearl Krabs : Eww! When you say it, it sounds so uncoral.
Mr. Krabs : What if I said it with a different inflection? Cor-ral.
Pearl Krabs : Don't you have to go to work or something, dad?
Mr. Krabs : Oop, you're right! Have a coral day, honey.
Pearl Krabs : [On cell phone] Jenny? It's Pearl. Coral is definitely out.
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Mr. Krabs : SpongeBob, I like looking at delicates as much as the next guy, but I thought we were gonna see more of the nightlife. You know, something that'll give me that wild and crazy feeling, if you know what I mean.
SpongeBob SquarePants : Oh, I know what you mean, Mr. Krabs. This is just stop numero uno of our night of debauchery!
Patrick Star : Debauchery!
Mr. Krabs : Debauchery!
[Cut to Krabs, SpongeBob and Patrick picking up trash at a highway pass]
Mr. Krabs : Debauchery? I've never thought of picking up trash on a highway overpass as wild, but if it's what the kids are into...
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Mr. Krabs : You guys wouldn't know a good time if it bit you in the aft end!
[leaves Bunny Buns]
Mr. Krabs : I'm going home! You guys ain't cool. You're lame!
SpongeBob SquarePants : [appalled] "Lame?"
Mr. Krabs : LAME! You're nerds! Geeks! Creeps! And babies!
SpongeBob SquarePants , Patrick Star : Not "babies!"
[both Spongebob and Patrick suck their thumbs]
Mr. Krabs : I may be old, but even an old bag of shells like me knows that you haven't suggested one cool thing all night! So good night to ya!
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Momma Krabs : Eugene, lights out!
Mr. Krabs : Yes, mommy.
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Mr. Krabs : Hey, boys! Hanging out?
Patrick Star : [letting his belly hang out] Yes.
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Mr. Krabs : So you want to know if I can feel it?
SpongeBob SquarePants , Patrick Star : Yeah!
Mr. Krabs : Do you really want to know if I can feel it?
SpongeBob SquarePants , Patrick Star : Yeah, yeah!
Mr. Krabs : Because I can feel it. Do you want to know what I'm feeling?
SpongeBob SquarePants , Patrick Star : Yes!
Mr. Krabs : [becaomes very angry he explodes] I'M FEELING LIKE A TOTAL BARNACLE HEAD!