Though an avowed enemy of gonzo porn, James Avalon went along with the tide in this bloated (nearly 3 hours of newly shot content) gonzo exercise featuring young things in schoolgirl outfits. He did the same type of garbage for Adam & Eve and its crummy subsidiary Bad Seed in the form of "Bikini Pick-Ups", low water-marks in his career.
Though Avalon wisely hides out as "Zee Ro" in various on-screen credits, the actual DVD label and its box cover liner both list "James Avalon" as the director -ouch!
As with the bikini exercise, it's fake-reality time, reminiscent though inferior to those dozens of junky Omar Williams Brit Porn pro-am videos released by VCA nearly two decades ago. Difference is in the casting, as Avalon employs top Chatsworth talent, ranging from the lovely, pre-boob job Jenna Presley to a wonderfully ageless (she looks 13 years old even in her late 20s) Latina/Oriental stalwart, petite Keeani Lei.
Lei gets a threesome for some d.p. action, her two-toned shaved groin reminiscent of current Brit Porn star Tigerr Benson, but flat-chested compared to Tigerr's volleyball-sized fake bazooms. The five vignettes all have a porn stud, led by irritating James Deen, picking up the girls on the street with some lame line, then going inside to hump them. Same rotten format is currently in use in many a Private Media release, with Tony DeSergio or Marco Banderas prowling the streets of some European city to prey on Eastern European porn stars pretending to be girls just wandering around. (I'm so sick of this approach, recalling the worthless and primitive Brit Porn shows ground out by one Hazza B'gunne years after Omar showed how it's done.)
Whether this is standard gonzo or Adult Cinema's legal substitute for that dreaded kiddie porn remains in the eye of the beholder. But the repeated little girly behavior, pigtails and ridiculously revealing parody of school girl uniforms says it all. Only star Penny Flame's big breasts literally stand out as an exception, clearly belonging to a bonafide Porn Star and not some jail-bait girl pick-up, by any stretch of the imagination.
Though Avalon wisely hides out as "Zee Ro" in various on-screen credits, the actual DVD label and its box cover liner both list "James Avalon" as the director -ouch!
As with the bikini exercise, it's fake-reality time, reminiscent though inferior to those dozens of junky Omar Williams Brit Porn pro-am videos released by VCA nearly two decades ago. Difference is in the casting, as Avalon employs top Chatsworth talent, ranging from the lovely, pre-boob job Jenna Presley to a wonderfully ageless (she looks 13 years old even in her late 20s) Latina/Oriental stalwart, petite Keeani Lei.
Lei gets a threesome for some d.p. action, her two-toned shaved groin reminiscent of current Brit Porn star Tigerr Benson, but flat-chested compared to Tigerr's volleyball-sized fake bazooms. The five vignettes all have a porn stud, led by irritating James Deen, picking up the girls on the street with some lame line, then going inside to hump them. Same rotten format is currently in use in many a Private Media release, with Tony DeSergio or Marco Banderas prowling the streets of some European city to prey on Eastern European porn stars pretending to be girls just wandering around. (I'm so sick of this approach, recalling the worthless and primitive Brit Porn shows ground out by one Hazza B'gunne years after Omar showed how it's done.)
Whether this is standard gonzo or Adult Cinema's legal substitute for that dreaded kiddie porn remains in the eye of the beholder. But the repeated little girly behavior, pigtails and ridiculously revealing parody of school girl uniforms says it all. Only star Penny Flame's big breasts literally stand out as an exception, clearly belonging to a bonafide Porn Star and not some jail-bait girl pick-up, by any stretch of the imagination.
