Frisky Dingo (TV Series)
Kidnapped! (2006)
Adam Reed: Ronnie
Quotes
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Killface : And what do you think you're doing?
Simon : [mutters]
Killface : Oh, really? Well, bright young lads who bring home a C in earth science and a C minus in algebra don't get to go on a lovely kidnapping.
Simon : [mutters]
Killface : Yes, as a matter of fact, we'll probably use algebra like mad today.
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Killface : What are you doing?
Sinn : What?
Killface : You're getting pretty for the crab man!
Sinn : No, no, no...
Killface : Yes you are!
Phillip : Hey? Is that Crews?
Killface : [to Phil] Shut up!
[to Sinn]
Killface : You want to marry him and have little crab babies and live happily ever after in your clam shell under the sea. And you'll say, "Oh, I know. Let's have that lovely Sponge Bob over for shish kabobs some night... And Patrick."
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[a taxi has parked in Killface's reserved space at the Annihilatrix construction site.]
Sinn : I don't believe it! You didn't kill the taxi driver?
Killface : No. You know, I was, but I think it's hard enough on the Arabs in this beastly country right now, so I-
Sinn : I don't think he's Arab...
Phillip : No, I'm pretty sure that guy is Filipino...
Killface : Oh, well then...
[Killface shoots the taxi driver.]
Killface : London calling!
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Grace Ryan : This is Grace Ryan, Force 10 News, dangling, helplessly, from high atop the Annihilatrix. My microphone now literally a lifeline, because if I fall, I will drop right into what appear to be superintelligent, radioactive waste-covered ants.
Cameraman : ...Oh, God. Please fall.
Sinn : [narrating] Next time, on Frisky Dingo.
Killface : Oh, my God, she fell.
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[Xander and Stan are being held hostage atop the Annihilatrix.]
Grace Ryan : Baby! What are you doing up here?
Xander Crews : Casper the mumbly fuckin' Ghost kidnapped me!
Stan : Us! Double kidnapping.
Stan : Simon! You did this all by yourself?
Simon : [mumbles]
Killface : [hugging Simon] Come over her and hug Papa's neck!
Xander Crews : That's your son?
Stan : Huh, he is a he.
Killface : Oh, I'm so proud of you! We'll go split a half-pint of lager and watch Cinemax all night.
Xander Crews : Well, you can forget bein' an action figure!
Killface : Sorry, what?
Stan : Can we just forget the whole action-figure conceit? Please?
Killface : [pointing a gun at Xander's head] Xander Crews! I demand a ransom of Twelve Billion Dollars!
Xander Crews : Oh, terrific!
Xtacle : [two Xtacles land on the platform, point their guns at Killface, and knock his gun away] He's not paying you a dime, Killface!
Xander Crews : Yeah!
Xtacle : [a third Xtacle lands and points his gun at Xander's head] Cuz dead men don't pay ransom!
Xander Crews : No! Guys! Hey, woaw!
Hotel Waiter : [coming up the elevator to the platform] Not so fast, Xtacles!
Stan : Aw, come on!
Hotel Waiter : He's mine!
Xander Crews : What the...?
Grace Ryan : Oh my God...
Killface : Going to freak out now...
