Frisky Dingo (TV Series)

Kidnapped! (2006)

Kelly Jenrette: Sinn

Quotes 

• Killface : What are you doing?

  Sinn : What?

  Killface : You're getting pretty for the crab man!

  Sinn : No, no, no...

  Killface : Yes you are!

  Phillip : Hey? Is that Crews?

  Killface : [to Phil]  Shut up!

  [to Sinn] 

  Killface : You want to marry him and have little crab babies and live happily ever after in your clam shell under the sea. And you'll say, "Oh, I know. Let's have that lovely Sponge Bob over for shish kabobs some night... And Patrick."

• [a taxi has parked in Killface's reserved space at the Annihilatrix construction site.] 

  Sinn : I don't believe it! You didn't kill the taxi driver?

  Killface : No. You know, I was, but I think it's hard enough on the Arabs in this beastly country right now, so I-

  Sinn : I don't think he's Arab...

  Phillip : No, I'm pretty sure that guy is Filipino...

  Killface : Oh, well then...

  [Killface shoots the taxi driver.] 

  Killface : London calling!

• Grace Ryan : This is Grace Ryan, Force 10 News, dangling, helplessly, from high atop the Annihilatrix. My microphone now literally a lifeline, because if I fall, I will drop right into what appear to be superintelligent, radioactive waste-covered ants.

  Cameraman : ...Oh, God. Please fall.

  Sinn : [narrating]  Next time, on Frisky Dingo.

  Killface : Oh, my God, she fell.