- Bridget: I'm a fitness instructor, specializing in derrieres. I'm a derrierist.
- Cheyenne Hart Montgomery: What's the matter? Couldn't get into law school?
- Bridget: You know me, Cheyenne. When we were in high school, I was always the pretty one, and you were the smart one.
- Cheyenne Hart Montgomery: I was not the smart one!