Denise Coffey: Granny Bag

Quotes 

• T. Bag : [evil laughter]  So, you want to come back, do you?

  T. Shirt : We don't want to come back, we haven't got any choice.

  Granny Bag : I-i-if you don't let us stay, we'll f-freeze to death.

  T. Bag : Promises, promises!

• T. Shirt : What are you doing here? Shouldn't you be at the tea making academy?

  Tow Ling : I couldn't take it anymore T-Shirt, all the bullying. They're always pinching me and pushing me and sticking my head down the toilet.

  Granny Bag : Ah well, boys will be boys.

  Tow Ling : It wasn't the boys, it, it was the teachers.

• Granny Bag : Oi, come on Doggy Bag, you've never been in a flying saucer before have you?

  T. Bag : Oh no you don't, I refuse to have nit-ridden monster-bonce flying in my lovely spaceship, that goes for your dog as well Granny, you're grounded.

  Granny Bag : Charming as ever.

• T. Bag : Oh, for crying out loud. Do I have to spell it out for you? It begins with a B.

  Granny Bag : Honey.

  T. Bag : B... I.

  T. Shirt : Bin Day. That's what she said.

  T. Bag : No. B... I... R

  Granny Bag : Bir... mingham, you're going to Birmingham.

  T. Bag : No, I'm not going to Birmingham, why do I want to go to Birmingham for?

  Granny Bag : For the cheese, oh no that's Holland. Sorry.

  T. Bag : It's my B... I... R... T... H... D... A... Y.

  Granny Bag : B... Y.

  T. Bag : My Birthday!